alisonlikescats:

so in nyu, there’s a school where you can pretty much make your own major. now, they won’t let you call it something normal. i just want to call my major “major in pr and management”, but that’s apparently not creative enough for these hipsters. seriously, these are some past majors:

• evil
• political puppetry
• geology and physics in the current space time continuum
• reality tv show judging
• basket weaving and folk dancing: the lost practical arts
• the fame (pretty much majoring in lady gaga)

so i told the fantastic molly that i should just call my degree the tour mom degree. umm and she loved it, and told me in four years i needed to go up to her with my degree and show it to her. we shook on it and signed this and yeah, awesome stuff right here